By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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