I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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