Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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