in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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