i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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