im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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