I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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