fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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