is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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