I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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