we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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