can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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