no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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