Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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