You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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Even my vagina gasped.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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