You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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