I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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