guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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