a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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