Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize