Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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