I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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