So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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