Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Never joke about your clitoris.
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