I swear she didn't look like that last week.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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