your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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