dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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