Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize