Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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