pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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