Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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