So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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