So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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