May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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