I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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