I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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