i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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