My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I wear drunk well.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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