I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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