So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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