Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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