So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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