We're facebook friends in real life
Farmville is her only friend.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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