i think my mom watched the whole time
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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