can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Randomize