There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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