The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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