She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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