I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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