Nicole vs. Life
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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